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About Me Member Pencil Artist Mallory15/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Mon Oct 19, 2009, 10:56 AM
  • Mood: Helpful
  • Listening to: your thoughts
  • Reading: your mind
  • Watching: your every move
  • Playing: with your life
  • Eating: your brain
  • Drinking: your soul
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[x] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[x] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[x] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[x] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

I AM A sexy beast with a broken heart who killed Paris Hilton because i'm sexy as hell.

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Mallory

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Malizzle

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black Owl

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Macma

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Dark Purple Snapple

6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Smudge

7. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Maruto

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: my house
  • Interests: drawing, writing, acting, singing, reading, filming, playing piano, dancing like a crazy person!
  • Favourite movie: sweeny todd
  • Favourite band or musician: at the moment, the killers
  • Favourite genre of music: pretty much anything except rap, techno, and pop
  • Favourite artist: either angelique, krystal, or dinah
  • Favourite poet or writer: stephenie meyer
  • Favourite photographer: my daddy!:)
  • Favourite style of art: art that comes from the heart:) hey that rhymes!:D
  • Skin of choice: mine...? it'd be odd any other way
  • Favourite game: super smash brothers brawl!
  • Favourite cartoon character: mone!!!!
  • Personal Quote: im bored

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Comments


:iconlildevilminie:
Thanks for the fav!:hug:

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I'm just myself
:iconteamnessie:
np!:hug:

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me: i'm the poster child!
ritch: and we're...?
me: the underlings!!!

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me: lookie! my team jake bracelet!
kayla: i dont like that...
me: ur team edward?
kayla: no..., team threesome-- edward, me, and jacob. in that order
krystal: uhm... eew
:iconjinnello-beans:
Thank you for the fave! =D
:iconteamnessie:
np!:D:hug:

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me: i'm the poster child!
ritch: and we're...?
me: the underlings!!!

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me: lookie! my team jake bracelet!
kayla: i dont like that...
me: ur team edward?
kayla: no..., team threesome-- edward, me, and jacob. in that order
krystal: uhm... eew
:icongirlforlife1:
You really can't tell? Have you not looked at my work? It's me, Sheila!

:eyepopping:

:slow:
:iconteamnessie:
ooooh! hayyyy lovely!!!

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me: i'm the poster child!
ritch: and we're...?
me: the underlings!!!

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me: lookie! my team jake bracelet!
kayla: i dont like that...
me: ur team edward?
kayla: no..., team threesome-- edward, me, and jacob. in that order
krystal: uhm... eew
:icongoldfishes101:
thank you for the fav =)

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"Where the spirit does not work with the hand there is no art." - Leonardo DaVinci
:iconteamnessie:
np!:hug:
i loved it! its fantastic! and i just like gazed through your drawings, and you're great at poses!

... do you think maaaaybe you could do like a tutorial on pooooses??? maybe? :please:

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me: i'm the poster child!
ritch: and we're...?
me: the underlings!!!

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me: lookie! my team jake bracelet!
kayla: i dont like that...
me: ur team edward?
kayla: no..., team threesome-- edward, me, and jacob. in that order
krystal: uhm... eew
:icongoldfishes101:
that's really nice of you to say, but i don't think i'm anywhere NEAR good enough to do a tutorial... thank you though :heart:

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"Where the spirit does not work with the hand there is no art." - Leonardo DaVinci

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